Smorez's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[NG 1337 Translator!]

eh well....uh...

Nice idea, and cool design, but some elements of it are annoying and stupid.
1) The loop. Yechhh
2) There should be a 1337 to english translator as well
3) Less goddamn numbers. It should at least resemble english, not just a bunch of numbers, slants and weird characters. And if thats how the 1337 language is supposed to be, then I guess im not 1337.

I did enjoy this, but it could be better. Dont hate me.

PS.I liked the hidden sound :P

[Star Wars Comedy Player]

Wo0T!!!!!

Another awesome submission by the clock crew!! The star wars action condoms were teh best!!!!!!!!!

[Scorched Earth Flash]

come on man

At least TRY to make something original...you ripped off tanks, and somehow made it bad in the process. I dont meant to be an asshole but fucking try next time instead of turning a fun game into a boring repetative ripoff.

HalfLifeDarkness responds:

First of all, I didn't "rip off" tanks, I "ripped off" Scorched Earth, if you know what that is, hence the name "Scorched Earth Flash".
Second, I'm currently taking suggestion to improve the game, so instead of saying that it just sucks, try to say how it sucks, and I may change it.
Please be more constructive next time.

[De-Animator]

BRILLIANT!!!!

This is one of the most entertaining games that I have ever played. This is going into my favorites list as soon as i stop typing, which is right now.

[_ULTIMATE TUTORIAL 2_]

YOU ARE A GOD!!!

yea, thats about it.

GAMECUBICLE responds:

I am? Cool :D

[Live And Let Die- Level 1]

ugg

wasnt that great, but it has potential to be kickass.And To the asshole that said that the sounds and lifebar were stolen from 007, DUH! the name of the game is called live and let die, which,by the way, is a james bond movie so STFU. make it better Korded.

[D-Fence the Game...]

NICE!!!!!

He He He....level 36, 424 tower guards, 33 repair, 27comhub dudes, autodefense and baracades all maxed out...airstrike every three seconds...i dont even have to click anymore, my defenses do it for me. HE HE HE !!!!!!!

[Halo Music Mixer]

nice

graphics were a ten because the grunt cursor kicks ass. for those of you trying this: try the menu music and the flood music at the same time.

Masterchief2219 responds:

Wow, that sounds really good.
I knew the grunt cursor was a good Idea.

[Johnny Rocketfingers]

JONNY POWER!!!!!!!

the maker of this game is extremely suppish.

[Halo: Fragging Flood]

yea.

first of all, your flashes suck. I dont have any at all, but they are still better than yours. They are better because they dont have stupid, boring, repetitive gameplay that you get tired of after thirty seconds.and they dont take up space. i gave you a one in style because it was halo. Now about your response to everyone's opinions: that has got to stop. No one cares what you think. just take it like the shit head that you are. You should die so you dont waste anymore oxygen. You probably look at these reviews and type your little gay responses, and think that you are gaining something. You are just lowering yourself. So go ahead. Respond to this. No one gives a flying fuck.

PS: i dont submit flashes because i know i am not the best at it. Newgrounds is for the best. You should think about that, considering my flashes look like heaven compared with yours.

Open-sketchbook responds:

There is a reason I submit this to Newgrounds, and that reason is to better myself and my skills, listening to the increasingly few people on this site who try to offer help and advice to others. The Newgrounds portal is for Flash user to help them improve and to give everyone a laugh or a feeling of "whoa, that was cool". Everyone starts at the bottom, some only take a few steps up and think of the people they are higher than. Others, such as myself, push to move higher to stand tall, not to stand over others. I am moving up the skill ladder, and I notice you are not letting others help. Newgrounds isn't just for the best, it's for those who want to be the best. I'm 14 years old. I have a long way to go, But I'm going to make it to the top. You, however, will never notice because you are looking down at the poor souls under you, trying to make sure they never rise above you. Be prepared, some will, and I plan to be one of them. Some people care, people like you ruin it for them, and make us all look bad.


PS: Your grammer is hidious.